This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Nov 30, 201512 Times Ryan Reynolds Completely Owned Twitter In 2015Protect @VancityReynolds at all costs.by Gabby YbarraCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On thinking out loud: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds When I think out loud, it sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman. 06:07 AM - 18 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On #squadgoals: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds So cute. Asked my mom out to lunch and she yelled, "Squad-Goals!". I laughed pretty hard before never ever seeing her again. 09:29 AM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On kitesurfing while dead: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds The great thing about kite surfing is that - depending on the wind - you can continue kite surfing up to an hour after dying. 11:30 PM - 23 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On parental stress: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this". 02:24 PM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On morning routines: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds In the morning, I like to let the dogs out and sing, "Who let the dogs out" before punching myself in the face as hard as I fucking can. 01:46 PM - 26 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On taking grocery shopping to the next level: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Next time you're grocery shopping, imagine David Attenborough narrating. It really next-levels the whole thing. 05:59 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On running for president: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds If I were running for President, I'd wear a suit made of prime sirloin steak. To illustrate my hunger for power. 11:55 AM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On regretting One Direction tattoos: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Do NOT make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back, fellas. 01:59 PM - 24 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Who's gonna tell him? 9. On the reality of surviving in the wild: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds If I was on @BearGrylls show, I'd look heroic. But if cameras aren't rolling he'd be carrying me everywhere in his strong arms or backpack. 10:50 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite We feel you, Ryan. 10. On limits: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair. 05:33 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On creative fan art: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Paint one mural of Zayn on the hood of your car using gold leaf and real hair, and suddenly you're "obsessed". 01:41 PM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. And on being honest: Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage. 12:42 PM - 19 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Long live Ryan Reynolds. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed account and create your own Community posts? Get started here!