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The first Paranormal Activity when she throws the dude at the camera. I was working at the theater when it came out and it was my first time seeing the end. I'm in the auditorium, waiting to clean it with my coworker. She yeets him at the camera, whole theater jumps and screams. *I*… Read More

I worked at an AMC theater through college. in the box office, ticket prices ended in 50s and 00s, so they gave us half dollars for a bit instead of quarters. Eclipse part 2 just came out and a group of sorority girls came through. I gave one back her change and she excitedly showed… Read More

I grew up and went to college in the midwest. Summer before junior year, I dated a guy for a couple of months, then broke it off. The next summer, I went to Ireland for an internship. Hadn't seen or spoken to the guy since. Traveled to Belfast for a weekend, stayed in a hostel with… Read More

At my last job, I worked in fulfillment. Most everyone in fulfillment had to work multiole jobs to make ends meet, but the sales team got all the praise, commission, fancy dinners paid for by the company, and free cruises. When we brought it up to our new CEO that fulfillment felt… Read More

One Thanksgiving while I was in middle school, my aunt and uncle brought their new, excitable dog. We brought my grumpy, fat Scottish terrier. A fight broke out and my mom and sister had to rush our poor Daisy to the vet for surgery to save her ear. About 15 years later, my parents… Read More

My fiance and I went to the grocery store and among a few other things, we picked up a pregnancy test. I have irregular periods, so it wasn't so much a pregnancy scare as it was to just make sure. Anyway, we're checking out and the young male cashier turns to my fiance and says, "What… Read More

The live action Beauty and the Beast. During Be Our Guest, they sing the line, "Aftet all miss, this is France," and then they have a knife chop off the "head" of a banana in a reference to the French Revolution. My fiance and I were in a packed theater and we LOST IT because it was… Read More

I think about the black dress Taylor Swift wore coming down the stairs in the Blank Space music video. All the fashion in that video was amazing. First music video to ever take my breath away, I watched it at least five times in a row.

Not in school, but I went to a religious summer camp when I was in 5th grade. There were lots of weird things about my counselor, but the kicker was her thoughts on relationships. "Love is like a box," she said, "and you can't open it until you're married. That includes holding hands… Read More

I was at IHOP with friends following my knee surgery, and I ordered chocolate chip pancakes. He had been weird and creepy all night, but as he handed me my bill, he said, "So, do people call you 'chocolate chip'? I responded "No...I'm white..."