Tea Party Ted says all of you jobless good-for-nothings ought to give up your protest and let the government do its job. And also, down with big government!
Cain's finally got his very own Ben & Jerry's flavor. Perfect for nervously shoveling into your mouth during the next, squirm-inducing press conference. Look forward to Herman's Gropeberry Sorbet later this primary season!
And upside down, no less. Don't worry, the big fella is fine. This is all part of a relocation plan for black rhinos, meant to move the endangered species to less populated areas so that they have a better shot at survival.
I can't think of a director more fit for this job. I don't think one exists. And I'll tell you this, I'm probably going to stop doing all that meth now. That's over.
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