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Can We Guess Your Age Based On How You Would Murder A Grandpa?

You'll be surprised how accurate it is!

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  1. 1. Which object would you use to smash over his frail, weak, undefended skull?

    A Typewriter
    A Desktop Computer with CD-ROM capabilities
    A 2015 Macbook Pro
  2. 2. Be Honest! What's your preferred method of asphyxiation when it comes to G-Pa murderin'

    Strangle with old headphones from record/cassette player
    Throw a Pog at his throat
    Use New 85W L Adapter Power Charger Cord For Apple MacBook Pro
  3. 3. Your Eulogy would include....

    A list about 'Dad bods'
    Quote from some old president from olden times (like Nixon or whatever)
    References to Tamagotchis
  4. 4. You plan your murder on which of the following mediums:

    A 2015 Macbook Pro
    A Desktop Computer with CD-ROM capabilities
    A typewriter
  5. 5. In the final moments, as the last ounce of life leaves your Grandpas body, your final words are:

    "This is on fleek"
    "Where's the beef"
    "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty"

Can We Guess Your Age Based On How You Would Murder A Grandpa?

You got: A Sick Fuck from 'Mad Men' times

You make me sick.

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You got: An Terrifying/Older Millennial

You terrify me.

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You got: A Terrifying/Younger Millennial

Seek help you sad, sad human

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