1. An unofficial guide to ~all things strange~ to get you geared up for the official second season.
2. A Demogorgon-inspired bomber jacket that'll lead your fandom toward a more low-key level.
3. An art print of Eleven capable of adding a little more badassery to any room.
4. And a pair of headphones featuring Eleven so you won't miss a single "mouth breather" she utters in season two.
5. A throw blanket for anyone who wants to cuddle right up to the Demogorgon while you watch.
6. A season two teaser T-shirt to give some much deserved love to the boys in their Ghostbusters costumes.
7. An E.T.-inspired phone case worthy of marveling at whenever you're not watching Stranger Things.
8. A 54-pack of nail decals you can put on rightside up or ~upside down~. Does it get any better than looking at Eleven on your nails while you watch Eleven on your screen?
9. A set of the iconic lights and letter decals, perfect for your season two watching party – or you know, all year round.
10. A precious keychain everyone will admire. Carry your love for Barb through season two, may she live forever in our hearts.
11. And The Book of Barb because Barb is such an icon, the world should hear her story.
12. A T-shirt so beautiful, it'll make you think back to the first time you saw the glorious Stranger Things logo and cry.
13. A limited-edition Stranger Things lootcrate. Treat yourself to the box full of goodies every fan deserves.
14. A necklace with a Stranger Things silhouette illustrating who will come out on top.
15. A Hawkins Middle School A.V. club sweatshirt I am going to order three of.
16. A season two poster that'll get you so hyped for the premiere, you just might wet yourself.
17. A pen with a Demogorgon topper so you can experience the terror of the show in your daily life.
18. A preorder of the season two soundtrack, because you know you're gonna freaking need those tunes ASAP.
19. A dress you'll want to wear all year long. On a 1–10 scale, it's an 11.
20. And an Eggo crossbody bag to live the cosplayer/waffle lover's dream.
21. A mug worthy of drinking coffee from at four in the morning as you binge watch.
22. A digital illustration featuring the children and waffles we all adore, so you can set your space up for Eleven's return.
23. A two-toned trucker hat for anyone who aspires to be as precious as Dustin.
24. And a chocolate pudding dessert kit (cups not included) Dustin would honestly fawn over, as will you.
25. A sweatshirt that would make Joyce proud.
26. A four-pack of stickers to cover the computer you'll watch season two on in appropriate decor.
27. And volume one of the season one soundtrack on vinyl so you can fully indulge your nostalgia before things start anew.
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