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25 Products That Are Almost Too Queer To Function

Because being queer is more than glitter.

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1. A beautiful Moonlight art print to keep your wall queer and powerful.

Get it from Ratbeef on Etsy for $13.52.
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Get it from Ratbeef on Etsy for $13.52.

2. A pomade that's just a pomade, no hyper masculinity needed.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $22.
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $22.

3. A colorful enamel pronoun pin you can count on.

Get it from RAD Remedy on Tictail for $8.
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Get it from RAD Remedy on Tictail for $8.

4. A button for folks with passing privilege who want to support trans/GNC people existing in unsafe spaces.

I'll Go With You buttons are made for folks to publicly indicate they are willing to be a bathroom buddy, or other type of ally, for transgender people who may be concerned about their safety. Find out more about the I'll Go With You campaign here.Get a 10-pack for $7.
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I'll Go With You buttons are made for folks to publicly indicate they are willing to be a bathroom buddy, or other type of ally, for transgender people who may be concerned about their safety. Find out more about the I'll Go With You campaign here.

Get a 10-pack for $7.

5. A queer-friendly clock, so you know when it's time for ~existential dread~.

Get it from Rogueleader on Society6 for $30.
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Get it from Rogueleader on Society6 for $30.

6. A sparkly pen that's not here to play games.

Get a six-pack from Wildfang for $9.
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Get a six-pack from Wildfang for $9.

7. And a super soft pair of gender-neutral underwear to help you through the times.

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Don't fear outerspace, wear it.

Get them from TomboyX: The silky soft silver trunks for $32 (available in 32 colors, sizes XS-4X) or the 6" fly for $29 (available in 22 colors, sizes XS-4X).

8. A RuPaul-inspired makeup bag as fabulous as you are.

Get it from elsie & nell on Etsy for $21.64.
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Get it from elsie & nell on Etsy for $21.64.

9. A neon print for anyone who has been through this heartbreak, ~sigh~.

Get it from Kiernan Dunn on Etsy for $20.
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Get it from Kiernan Dunn on Etsy for $20.

10. A sharp, tailored button down designed with queer folks in mind.

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Get it from Wildfang for $88 (sizes M-L).

11. And a woven button down that won't break your budget.

Get it from Target for $19.99 (available in sizes S-XXL).
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Get it from Target for $19.99 (available in sizes S-XXL).

12. A queer angel pin for you and the best queer angel babes you know.

Get it from Creepy Gals on Etsy for $2.50 (available in two colors).
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Get it from Creepy Gals on Etsy for $2.50 (available in two colors).

13. A Bruce Spring-zine to celebrate Bruce Springsteen, and his mighty butt.

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Get it from Black Lodge Press on Etsy for $4.33.

14. A breathable swimming tank that'll make you feel like an angelic champion in the water.

Get it from TomboyX for $44.99 (available in three styles, sizes XS-4X).
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Get it from TomboyX for $44.99 (available in three styles, sizes XS-4X).

15. An encouraging poster for the body dysmorphia struggle.

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Get it from RAD Remedy on Tictail for $5 (7"x11").

16. A two-pack of comfy cotton sports bras.

Promising review: "I'm always trying to find a comfortable sports bra that is cotton (not polyester and synthetic fabrics like so many are today), and doesn't have a huge amount of material across the back. This bra fit the bill perfectly. I would normally be a 34-36AA (small) but am pregnant and had to size up to a medium!" –vanwalGet a two-pack from Amazon for $34.99 (available in multiple styles, sizes S-XL).
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Promising review: "I'm always trying to find a comfortable sports bra that is cotton (not polyester and synthetic fabrics like so many are today), and doesn't have a huge amount of material across the back. This bra fit the bill perfectly. I would normally be a 34-36AA (small) but am pregnant and had to size up to a medium!" –vanwal

Get a two-pack from Amazon for $34.99 (available in multiple styles, sizes S-XL).

17. Unisex suspenders because being queer is even better with suspenders.

Promising review: "They are well-made. The clips are sturdy, the straps are adjustable with plenty of give so you can bend and sit, but rebound when you straighten so your pants stay up. I have been wearing them every day since they arrived, both at home and at work. As a woman with narrow hips and no 'speed bump' in back to stop the gravitational pull on my pants, it's been a true pleasure not having to pull up my britches every five minutes! The patterns are cute, and they've accomplished what no belt has ever been able to do for me." –1 voice on the hillGet a four-pack from Amazon for $16.79+ (available in multiple colors/styles).
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Promising review: "They are well-made. The clips are sturdy, the straps are adjustable with plenty of give so you can bend and sit, but rebound when you straighten so your pants stay up. I have been wearing them every day since they arrived, both at home and at work. As a woman with narrow hips and no 'speed bump' in back to stop the gravitational pull on my pants, it's been a true pleasure not having to pull up my britches every five minutes! The patterns are cute, and they've accomplished what no belt has ever been able to do for me." –1 voice on the hill

Get a four-pack from Amazon for $16.79+ (available in multiple colors/styles).

18. A crochet pride flag blanket to keep you warm, cozy, and proud.

Get it from Orion Creates for $90 (Bisexual, Asexual, Pansexual, LGBT Rainbow, Genderqueer and Non-binary flag blankets are also available to order).
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Get it from Orion Creates for $90 (Bisexual, Asexual, Pansexual, LGBT Rainbow, Genderqueer and Non-binary flag blankets are also available to order).

19. A sticker with empowering words from Audre Lorde.

Get it from Redbubble for $2.60+ (sizes S-XL).
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Get it from Redbubble for $2.60+ (sizes S-XL).

20. A dress for Steven Universe fans who ship Ruby + Sapphire forever.

Get it from Redbubble for $46.76 (shirts/tanks also available, sizes XS-2XL).
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Get it from Redbubble for $46.76 (shirts/tanks also available, sizes XS-2XL).

21. A pair of jeans that blurs the lines of gendered clothing.

Get them from WIldfang for $70 (sizes 27-31).
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Get them from WIldfang for $70 (sizes 27-31).

22. A NASA-inspired mug that'll make a great gift for your favorite, pun-loving asexual.

Get it from Rogueleader on Society6 for $15+.
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Get it from Rogueleader on Society6 for $15+.

23. A bow tie bright enough to make you the star of your next night out.

Promising review: "Having purchased other Glow or light-up items in the past for various costume needs, my hope was this bow tie stood up in quality to the rest; I was not disappointed. The brightness matches that of the picture so I knew what I was buying. It's not too bright and gives off a perfect amount of 'POP' to an outfit!" –T NapGet it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three colors).
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Promising review: "Having purchased other Glow or light-up items in the past for various costume needs, my hope was this bow tie stood up in quality to the rest; I was not disappointed. The brightness matches that of the picture so I knew what I was buying. It's not too bright and gives off a perfect amount of 'POP' to an outfit!" –T Nap

Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three colors).

24. A washable pad insert for anyone with a period.

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Get them from Lunapads: Long pad insert for $18.99+ (available in six styles) and the boxer brief for $37.99 (available in two colors, sizes XS-3X).

25. And a monthly subscription to a mind-body wellness box, so you can put yourself first and stay fabulous.

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Get a subscription box from Crate Joy for $28.99+ a month.

Go fourth and be queer.

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The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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