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25 Products That Are Almost Too Queer To Function

Because being queer is more than glitter.

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4. A button for folks with passing privilege who want to support trans/GNC people existing in unsafe spaces.

I'll Go With You buttons are made for folks to publicly indicate they are willing to be a bathroom buddy, or other type of ally, for transgender people who may be concerned about their safety. Find out more about the I'll Go With You campaign here.

Get a 10-pack for $7.

7. And a super soft pair of gender-neutral underwear to help you through the times.,

Don't fear outerspace, wear it.

Get them from TomboyX: The silky soft silver trunks for $32 (available in 32 colors, sizes XS-4X) or the 6" fly for $29 (available in 22 colors, sizes XS-4X).


10. A sharp, tailored button down designed with queer folks in mind.


13. A Bruce Spring-zine to celebrate Bruce Springsteen, and his mighty butt.

15. An encouraging poster for the body dysmorphia struggle.


16. A two-pack of comfy cotton sports bras.

Promising review: "I'm always trying to find a comfortable sports bra that is cotton (not polyester and synthetic fabrics like so many are today), and doesn't have a huge amount of material across the back. This bra fit the bill perfectly. I would normally be a 34-36AA (small) but am pregnant and had to size up to a medium!" –vanwal

Get a two-pack from Amazon for $34.99 (available in multiple styles, sizes S-XL).

17. Unisex suspenders because being queer is even better with suspenders.

Promising review: "They are well-made. The clips are sturdy, the straps are adjustable with plenty of give so you can bend and sit, but rebound when you straighten so your pants stay up. I have been wearing them every day since they arrived, both at home and at work. As a woman with narrow hips and no 'speed bump' in back to stop the gravitational pull on my pants, it's been a true pleasure not having to pull up my britches every five minutes! The patterns are cute, and they've accomplished what no belt has ever been able to do for me." –1 voice on the hill

Get a four-pack from Amazon for $16.79+ (available in multiple colors/styles).


23. A bow tie bright enough to make you the star of your next night out.

Promising review: "Having purchased other Glow or light-up items in the past for various costume needs, my hope was this bow tie stood up in quality to the rest; I was not disappointed. The brightness matches that of the picture so I knew what I was buying. It's not too bright and gives off a perfect amount of 'POP' to an outfit!" –T Nap

Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three colors).


24. A washable pad insert for anyone with a period.

Get them from Lunapads: Long pad insert for $18.99+ (available in six styles) and the boxer brief for $37.99 (available in two colors, sizes XS-3X).

25. And a monthly subscription to a mind-body wellness box, so you can put yourself first and stay fabulous.

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.