1. A carbonated bubble clay mask that'll make you look like a foamy swamp monster in-use. The results are totally worth it.
2. An eight-pack of shatterproof wineglasses fit for your classy but convenient lifestyle.
3. A gym bag to keep your stuff fresh – wet pocket and shoulder strap included.
4. A vintage-inspired pinup bathing suit so you can look fab at the beach.
5. A coffee grinder with stainless-steel blades. Make those groggy mornings a little better with freshly ground caffeine.
6. A pair of cat eye sunnies sure to grab everyone's attention.
7. An expandable carry-on suitcase that'll fit all your traveling needs (sad "don't-leave-me" face doggo not included).
8. An orthopedic foam bed to pamper your cat or doggo into precious sleep.
9. A pre-seasoned cast-iron skillet so you can live the dream life – eat from the same pan you cooked in.
10. An exercise ball for a gym-level workout without even leaving the house.
11. A small but mighty knife sharpener with a ~cutting edge~ grip.
12. A breakfast sandwich maker that makes me cry tears of joy just looking at it.
13. A14-count of Biore pore cleansing strips. Get those stubborn blackheads out of your nose, and let the gross fascination begin.
14. A 10-piece makeup brush set as glamorous as the looks you can create.
15. A rose petal witch hazel toner to wash those brushes and make your skin ~bloom~.
16. A weather-proof umbrella because your family deserves protection from the elements during sports games, camping, and other rugged outdoor activities.
17. A rain jacket that'll keep wind and water out so your inner adventurer can thrive.
18. Wunderbrow eyebrow gel – transform your brows with minimal effort.
19. A cozy wrapable knitted scarf to add to your fall wardrobe, or turn into a precious doggo sweater.
20. A sleep mask contoured for your face. Save yourself from the perils of being prematurely awoken from slumber, (it comes with super-soft earplugs).
21. A pair of soft earbud headphones with an extra long cord, so nothing comes between you and the tunes.
22. A stormproof match kit – you never know when an emergency will ~strike~.
23. And a long-sleeve pocketed dress you'll want to live in.
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