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1. A green tea-infused memory foam mattress over 13k people swear by, as will you.

2. An eco-friendly foam mattress for anyone who is a back sleeper, or prefers a firmer slumber.
3. A spring mattress with a ventilated cooling foam top that just may help curb aches and pains.

4. A foam mattress to conform to all sleepers, whether you're in need of firm or soft.

5. A cloud-like foam mattress so you can enjoy a luxurious slumber without the high price tag.
6. An innerspring mattress that doesn't need a box spring for anyone who wants a no-frills (but still comfortable) sleep.

7. A plush mattress with independently encased coils and a pillow top you'll love.

8. A cool gel sofa bed replacement worthy of all the overnight guests to come.

9. A crib mattress so the most important person in the house can get plenty of rest.

10. A spring bed with an amazing delivery service to end the hassle of getting a new mattress into the bedroom.

11. An 8-inch, firm memory foam bed you can get in a queen size for under $300.

12. An extra thick cool gel bed available in Cali king size everyone in the family shall adore, including the pups.
13. A spring mattress that'll ship vacuum sealed, making getting the perfect mattress easier than ever.

14. And a 13-inch spring mattress to withstand the biggest test a mattress must face, the test of time.

15. A foam mattress that might convert skeptics over to the foam forever life.

16. A well-ventilated foam mattress with features worthy of fawning over – like a zipper washable cover, and brown suede on the corners.

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