1. "What are you doing in there? Maybe I could help."
2. "I'll just hang out over here. You won't even notice me."
3. "See? I blend right in!"
4. "Seriously, this isn't funny. Just open the door already."
5. "Is the dog in there with you? You guys are plotting against me, aren't you?!"
6. "I wasn't spying on you. I just, uh, like to hang out in here."
7. "There was a spider in the tub. I killed it. You're welcome. Now come clean up this dead spider. It's gross."
8. "I'm not being creepy. It's my bathroom, too."
9. "Oh, are we in your way?"
10. "You wanted privacy? It's just you and me. That's private."
11. "This seems excessive. Can't you just lick yourself?"
12. "I'm keeping it warm for you."
13. "Why is your drinking bowl so much bigger than mine?"
14. "Were you looking for shampoo? You got cat instead! How lucky! Now scratch my ears."
15. "You wanted to wash your hands? You can wait. Priorities."
16. "I didn't do it, and even if I did, I'm invisible, so the point is moot."
17. "No, you can't put your dirty shirt in here! This is my bed now."
18. "This is also my bed. Everywhere is my bed."
19. "Hi. I checked up here for danger. All clear. Help me down?"
20. "I did the unrolling bit for you!"
21. "Please, carry on. We'll just watch."
22. "I love spending quality time with you."
23. "I have to go now. There's no one sleeping on your keyboard!"
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