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Out With The Old, In With The New

It's time for spring cleaning, bitches.

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First things first:

Get rid of that shirt you decided to keep last year because you thought you'd wear it. YOU DIDN'T.

While you're in your closet:

Give your friends their outfit's back that you causally kept forgetting to return. You didn't forget, you're just lazy A.F.

Next:

Throw away the Halloween candy you've been hoarding for six months. You can keep the Valentine's Day chocolate to get you through this years spring cleaning though.

In other food:

Remember all of those drunk snacks you brought into your room? Probably not, but those plates are stacking up and I think I saw something move. Take 'em to the dishwasher.

Speaking of movement:

Something just moved in the corner over there. Oh, it's just a massive dust bunny. Clean that s**t up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast:

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Check under your bed. Yeah, the collection of water bottles that have been accumulating since April 14, 2016 definitely need to go... so that you can get a head start on the collection for next year, duh.

AH, now deep breath:

Doesn't that clean space feel A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!? You're welcome.

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