Community·Posted on Dec 7, 201717 Pure, Hilarious Things Children Actually Asked Santa To Bring Them For Christmas"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."by FrancescaReaCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team 1. Picture of me with vanilla waffle: ✨Liz Wash✨ @wash_n_dry A kid brought Santa his Christmas list and he wants a photo of himself with a vanilla waffle??? Uh what??? 09:44 PM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Blue balls: View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @cpuskar 3. A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked: imgur.com / Via reddit.com 4. Snake cannon (shoots real snakes): imgur.com / Via reddit.com 5. My wall signed by Jesse McCartney: baker @raiganbaker3 finding stuff like my christmas wish list from 2007 makes me miss being a little kid 😭😭 04:56 AM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. White tits: imgur.com / Via reddit.com 7. http://www.amazon.com: View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @iamnotu79 8. Flesh light: imgur.com / Via reddit.com 9. A picher of a girl!!: Via reddit.com 10. Dark soul: imgur.com / Via reddit.com 11. 1,000 $ Bill: liz fanopoulos @Lizzy_FBaby This is forreal my 9 year old nephews Christmas list... it starts out with joggers and “Rolex’s” 😂 wtf finished wit… https://t.co/8yddDz2itk 04:41 AM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Chipotle burrito and a Gucci ring: View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @leoleofotos 13. Giant cockroach: imgur.com / Via reddit.com 14. Hottest girlfriend: imgur.com / Via reddit.com 15. Kid Yezeys that are real: Ryan Imgrund @imgrund My 8 year-old son made his Christmas list in June because he wants to give Santa time to make kid Yeezys.… https://t.co/CDwdQKRMOL 12:34 AM - 23 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jack Black: ellie tolbert @ellietolbert My dad found a Christmas list I made as a kid... if you think I’m weird now, ya shoulda seen me back then 06:25 PM - 21 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And finally, a kiss from Morgan Freeman: Via reddit.com Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!