1. Picture of me with vanilla waffle:
A kid brought Santa his Christmas list and he wants a photo of himself with a vanilla waffle??? Uh what???
2. Blue balls:
3. A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked:
4. Snake cannon (shoots real snakes):
5. My wall signed by Jesse McCartney:
finding stuff like my christmas wish list from 2007 makes me miss being a little kid 😭😭
6. White tits:
7. http://www.amazon.com:
8. Flesh light:
9. A picher of a girl!!:
10. Dark soul:
11. 1,000 $ Bill:
This is forreal my 9 year old nephews Christmas list... it starts out with joggers and “Rolex’s” 😂 wtf finished wit… https://t.co/8yddDz2itk
12. Chipotle burrito and a Gucci ring:
13. Giant cockroach:
14. Hottest girlfriend:
15. Kid Yezeys that are real:
My 8 year-old son made his Christmas list in June because he wants to give Santa time to make kid Yeezys.… https://t.co/CDwdQKRMOL
16. Jack Black:
My dad found a Christmas list I made as a kid... if you think I’m weird now, ya shoulda seen me back then
17. And finally, a kiss from Morgan Freeman:
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