1. You basically just get to talk on the phone all day:
2. And customers are always so happy to talk to you:
3. In fact, they are usually really happy to put you on speakerphone and talk to you during dinnertime:
4. You're a really great conversationalist and talking just comes naturally to you:
5. And all your calls end successfully:
6. So work never actually seems like work at all:
7. You get to sit down and relax during your entire shift:
8. Plus, you get to be your ~true~ self at work:
9. While on a call, you only have to read off a script and never have to do any real thinking:
10. And work is such a breeze when you're on a shift and the phones are silent:
11. You get to work with brand new, state-of-the-art equipment:
12. If you don't want to deal with a customer, you can just hand them off to your supervisor:
13. And your manager is always super supportive of you:
14. You end up making a ton of money because of commission:
15. And you never have to work overtime and can clock out as soon as your shift ends:
16. Finally, when you're done with your shift you feel great about the work you've done:
