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    Posted on Apr 16, 2018

    28 Tweets That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Hate Mornings

    *hits the snooze button*

    1. When every day is a struggle:

    2. When you see nothing wrong with starting your morning in the afternoon:

    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

    3. When you refuse to acknowledge the sun rising:

    I hate it when mom says "get up it's already morning, sun is out", So what am I supposed to do??? Photosynthesis???

    4. When the only thing that excites you in the morning is that you can take a nap later in the day:

    A great thing about waking up early is you have the whole day to go back to bed.

    5. When even Prince Charming could't get you out of bed:

    Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes

    6. When you finally wake up and just sit there:

    When you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

    7. When you straight up deny the fact that it's morning and you have to get up:

    My five stages of waking up: 1)Denial 2)Denial 3)Denial 4)Denial 5)Extreme hostility

    8. And when you literally grieve as you force yourself out of bed:

    the four stages of grief i went through waking up this morning

    9. When you literally wish you were another species:

    A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.

    10. When getting ready for work or school is actually the worst:

    I HATE WAKING UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL 😡😔

    11. When you figure out a plan to get more sleep:

    if teleportation becomes a real thing i'm just gonna use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get 3 hours of extra sleep every night

    12. When you wake up before noon and think you're now a "morning person":

    it’s not even 11:30 am who the fuck am i becoming a morning person again jesus habanero christ its about to be real bella hours again

    13. When your alarms look something like this:

    "Marta, how hard is it for you to wake up early?" me:

    14. When even associating with a morning person is a big step for you:

    I’m very open-minded. I even have a friend who’s a morning person.

    15. When your attitude is only amplified in the morning:

    When a morning person tries to talk to me... *7:30am* person: "Hi, how are ya?" Me: "hI, HOw ArE yA?"

    16. When waking up also means you have to be active and do things:

    I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life

    17. When people who say "good morning" actually set you off:

    Person: good morning Me: DON'T TELL ME HOW MY MORNING IS BEFORE I'VE HAD COFFEE

    18. When you're a "morning" "person" but not a "morning person":

    I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and mornings happen and there's apparently nothing I can do about it

    19. When your #OOTD is a reflection of you snoozing the alarm for 45 minutes:

    My outfits are typically inspired by the fact that I hit my snooze button 8 times every morning

    20. And when the outfit you choose is as simple as possible:

    Dresses at work are my aesthetic. Yes, because they look nice, but really because I’m NOT a morning person, and one article of clothing is easier than finding and coordinating a pants and shirt combo.

    21. When the best part of waking up is NOT the Folgers in your cup:

    The best part of waking up is the Folgers I threw in your face for getting me out of bed so damn early.

    22. When you become the best version of yourself when the sun is setting:

    I am not a 'morning person'. I am an 'early afternoon' person. Who comes into his own in the evening.

    23. When you hate mornings and the people who love them:

    I hate morning people, mornings, and people.

    24. When this sounds like a great idea:

    I want to open a coffee shop called "I hate mornings" and name the coffees"screw you" "fuck off" "i hate my job" and "finals week" and everything will be served with a shot of tequila or a glass of wine ☕☕😄

    25. When happy hour is the only time of day you can get behind:

    I'm not a morning, afternoon, or night time person. I'm just a happy hour person tbh.

    26. When the people who talk to you before 10 A.M. are actually risking their life:

    Don’t talk to me the second i wake up. Like if you know I’m not a morning person, why would you think it’s acceptable to have a full on conversation while I’m still getting my other eyeball open? I’ll actually kill you

    27. When even the people you love aren't safe from your wrath:

    28. Finally, when you can't get out of bed because the blankets are your home now:

    I can't get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust.

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