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    Posted on Mar 27, 2018

    21 Strange Books You Won't Believe Actually Exist

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    1. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

    Ten Speed Press / Via amazon.com

    The author, a gnome defense expert, developed a proven method for protecting yourself against evil garden gnomes. I mean, who doesn't need a lesson in gnome slaying?

    Get it from Amazon for $11.59+, Barnes & Noble for $11.68+, or a local bookseller through IndieBound.

    2. Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom

    Conari Press / Via amazon.com

    This is a complete guide that teaches you how to protect your chicken coop from goblins, dwarves, flower fairies, and other creatures from the fairy realm. It's a must-have.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.19+, from Barnes & Noble for $12.96+, or a local bookseller through IndieBound.

    3. Extreme Ironing

    New Holland Books / Via amazon.com

    This book combines the thrill of outdoor rock climbing with the satisfaction of well-ironed clothes. A match made in heaven!

    Get it from Amazon for $6.47+, or from Barnes & Noble for $11.10+.

    4. Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater From a Dog You Know and Love Than From a Sheep You'll Never Meet

    St. Martin's Griffin / Via amazon.com

    From mittens to caps, this how-to guide shares how you can turn your dogs soft hair into warm and cozy knits! Who wouldn't love to wear their dog's hair?!

    Get it from Amazon for $24.65+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    5. Crafting With Cat Hair

    Quirk Books / Via amazon.com

    For the feline lovers, this how-to guide shares a ton of cat craft ideas! Love your cat? Make a tote bag, finger puppet, fluffy cat toy, picture frame, and more with their fur!

    Get it from Amazon for $12.86+, from Barnes & Noble for $13.18+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    6. Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    TarcherPerigee / Via amazon.com

    This odd and interesting photo book is a collection of "mood-killing" images that are sure to dampen the urge...if you know what I mean.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95+, from Barnes & Noble for $9.95+, or from your local bookseller from IndieBound.

    7. Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How to Keep Your Tractors Happy and Your Family Running

    MBI / Via amazon.com

    From one tractor lover to another, the author shares his years of wisdom and love for his tractor. Who needs the love of a woman when you have the love of a tractor?

    Get it from Amazon for $5.46+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    8. Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor

    MBI / Via amazon.com

    Rogers back! And this time, the author shares stories about everything from first dates to anniversary presents to keeping it real in the bedroom. I'm hooked!

    Get it from Amazon for $18.33+, from Barnes & Noble for $14.95+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    9. Still Stripping After 25 Years

    Quilt In A Day / Via amazon.com

    Straight from the expert, this informative book contains step-by-step, illustrated directions on stripping! That's quilt stripping, of course!

    Get it from Amazon for $16.36+, from Barnes & Noble for $27.95+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    10. How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette

    Prion / Via amazon.com

    Have you ever been on a date and had to poo? Then this book is for you! This toilet etiquette book can be used for all socially awkward occasions.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.19+, from Barnes & Noble for $9.95+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    11. How to Shit in the Woods

    Ten Speed Press / Via amazon.com

    Another book about poo! Being outside is relaxing — until nature calls, that is. Find out the best and most efficient ways to poop in the wild with this how-to guide.

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99+, from Barnes & Noble for $11.99+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    12. Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!

    Simon & Schuster / Via amazon.com

    Cooking on the grill is so last year. Learn how you can travel and cook at the same time by using your engine to whip up steak, chicken, and so much more!

    Get it from Amazon for $9.98+, from Barnes & Noble for $11.40+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    13. Book of the Bitch: A Complete Guide to Understanding and Caring for Bitches

    Ringpress Books Ltd / Via amazon.com

    This how-to guide details all the responsibilities and essentials for owning a female dog. Exactly what you thought, right?

    Get it from Amazon for $10.71+, or from Barnes & Noble for $14.99+.

    14. The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification

    Harry N. Abrams / Via amazon.com

    Ever wonder how shopping carts end up in random places? This book discusses the classification system of wild carts and photodocuments the crazy places they end up.

    Get it from Amazon for $52.00+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    15. Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics

    Ten Speed Press / Via amazon.com

    This book discusses the theory of feline art and why so many cats are painting these days. Their purr-fect paintings will leave you impressed and tickled with joy.

    Get it from Amazon for $14.46+, from Barnes & Noble for $9.95+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    16. Snake Eyes: A Nicolas Cage Activity Book

    Belly Kids / Via amazon.com

    This fun activity book is a collection of puzzles, games, and coloring pages inspired by none other than THE Nicholas Cage himself. He's lurking around every page.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.69+, from Barnes & Noble for $11.23+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    17. Fifty Shades of Chicken

    Clarkson Potter / Via amazon.com

    This cookbook follows Miss Chicken, a young free-range bird, on her journey to sultry dinner dish. Christian Grey would totally leave Anastasia for Miss Chicken.

    Get it from Amazon for $11.81+, from Barnes & Noble for $12.89+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    18. Whose Bottom?

    Ladybird Books Ltd / Via amazon.com

    Flip books have never been more fun than when you're looking at bums. Learn about animals in a new, hip way.

    Get it from Amazon for $2.97.

    19. How to Live With a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

    Quirk Books / Via amazon.com

    It's tough having a massive penis. This how-to guide provides valuable and necessary advice on dealing with that pesky giant.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99+, from Barnes & Noble for $10.91+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    20. I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

    Chronicle Books LLC / Via amazon.com

    Cats basically rule the world. This book contains many poems about why cats do the things that do in a way us ignorant humans will understand.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99+, from Barnes & Noble for $9.51+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

    21. Finally, The Long Journey of Mr. Poop

    Cinco Puntos Press / Via amazon.com

    Ever wondered where your poop comes from? This adorable and educational book takes you on the same journey your poop travels before it exits your body and enters the world.

    Get it from Amazon for $22.63+, from Barnes & Noble for $12.15+, or from your local bookseller through IndieBound.

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