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    21 Strange Books You Won't Believe Actually Exist

    Well, that looks like an interesting read.

    1. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

    2. Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom

    3. Extreme Ironing

    4. Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater From a Dog You Know and Love Than From a Sheep You'll Never Meet

    5. Crafting With Cat Hair

    6. Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    7. Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How to Keep Your Tractors Happy and Your Family Running

    8. Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor

    9. Still Stripping After 25 Years

    10. How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette

    11. How to Shit in the Woods

    12. Manifold Destiny: The One! The Only! Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!

    13. Book of the Bitch: A Complete Guide to Understanding and Caring for Bitches

    14. The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification

    15. Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics

    16. Snake Eyes: A Nicolas Cage Activity Book

    17. Fifty Shades of Chicken

    18. Whose Bottom?

    19. How to Live With a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

    20. I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

    21. Finally, The Long Journey of Mr. Poop