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19 Reasons Why Being Adult-Ish Is The Fucking Worst

I've decided that being an adult isn't for me. Thank you for the opportunity.

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1. Having to bullshit the answer to "What are you doing after graduation?" over and over again:

'so what are you doing after graduation?' me:

2. Deciding between spending an entire paycheck on rent or living in your parents' basement forever:

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3. Filing your income taxes, but having no freakin' clue how to actually do that:

I’m at that point in life where I will tell my Mom, “you have to lay off and let me live my life” one second. Then the next I’m calling her crying saying help me idk what I’m doing with my life and help me file my taxes. #adultish

4. Applying for entry-level positions that require 10 years of experience:

Job offer: Entry level. Also job: You must be an expert in all these fields, already know how to use 24 softwares, have 5 years of experience and proof that you stepped on the moon at least twice.

5. Having to call and schedule your own doctor appointments because your parents refuse to do it for you:

Growing up is all fun and games until your mom tells you that you have to start making your own doctors, dentists, etc. appointments!!! Like slow down, im still twelve. I don’t know how to make phone calls and do adult things.

6. And having to take care of yourself when you're sick, but still calling your mom to find out how much aspirin you can take in a 24-hour period:

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7. Even worse, getting kicked off your parents' healthcare plan, forcing you to be reeeally careful everywhere you go:

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8. Having to listen to your relatives ask when you're getting married, despite the fact that you're single AF:

Im beyond excited to announce that I'm not engaged, living at home, and drinking my parent’s beer regularly. #adultish

9. And ignoring them when they're constantly dropping hints that they want grandbabies:

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10. Being too tired to stay awake past 9 p.m. on weekdays and waking up by 8 a.m. on Saturday mornings:

11. Dreading Monday as the Sunday scaries set in:

Do you hear that? That's Monday getting closer and closer and closer.

12. Wearing 10 layers of clothes to bed in the winter and sleeping naked in the summer because utilities are expensive AF:

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13. Spending all your money on the bare necessities means living vicariously through your friends' snaps:

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14. Opening Instagram and seeing everyone you know getting engaged, buying a house, and traveling the world:

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15. Slowly acknowledging that your body is going to complete shit:

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16. Realizing that hangovers get worse with each passing year:

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17. Calling your parents anytime something breaks because you have no idea how to fix it on your own:

When you suck at adulting so you call yo mama to ask her why your tv ain’t working and she asks, is it plugged in, and you look and realize it wasn’t and problem solved. Thanks moooooom.

18. Stretching the few crumbs you have left at home because grocery shopping is actually the worst:

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19. And winging basically everything you do and hoping it all turns out OK:

Honestly the amount of times I say “oh I’ll just wing it” is probably too many times

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