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19 Reasons Why Being Adult-Ish Is The Fucking Worst

I've decided that being an adult isn't for me. Thank you for the opportunity.

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1. Having to bullshit the answer to "What are you doing after graduation?" over and over again:

'so what are you doing after graduation?' me:

3. Filing your income taxes, but having no freakin' clue how to actually do that:

I’m at that point in life where I will tell my Mom, “you have to lay off and let me live my life” one second. Then the next I’m calling her crying saying help me idk what I’m doing with my life and help me file my taxes. #adultish

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4. Applying for entry-level positions that require 10 years of experience:

Job offer: Entry level. Also job: You must be an expert in all these fields, already know how to use 24 softwares, have 5 years of experience and proof that you stepped on the moon at least twice.

5. Having to call and schedule your own doctor appointments because your parents refuse to do it for you:

Growing up is all fun and games until your mom tells you that you have to start making your own doctors, dentists, etc. appointments!!! Like slow down, im still twelve. I don’t know how to make phone calls and do adult things.

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8. Having to listen to your relatives ask when you're getting married, despite the fact that you're single AF:

Im beyond excited to announce that I'm not engaged, living at home, and drinking my parent’s beer regularly. #adultish

10. Being too tired to stay awake past 9 p.m. on weekdays and waking up by 8 a.m. on Saturday mornings:

11. Dreading Monday as the Sunday scaries set in:

Do you hear that? That's Monday getting closer and closer and closer.

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17. Calling your parents anytime something breaks because you have no idea how to fix it on your own:

When you suck at adulting so you call yo mama to ask her why your tv ain’t working and she asks, is it plugged in, and you look and realize it wasn’t and problem solved. Thanks moooooom.

19. And winging basically everything you do and hoping it all turns out OK:

Honestly the amount of times I say “oh I’ll just wing it” is probably too many times

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