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Little Things Blokes Shouldn't Complain About

Sometimes it feels like the world is out to get you. But there's no use moping: you have to laugh at life's little inconveniences. When others lose their cool Foster's drinkers can see the funnier side of the rubbish things in life.

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1. You've put on weight

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Just means there's more of you to love. If it's bothering you that much, a few games of footie each week will burn it off.

2. You've made a balls-up at work

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First off - did anyone die? No? You're fine then. All right, you're red-faced now, but you're going to be a pub legend for years to come.

3. You've missed your bus

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Unless you live in the outback where a bus comes once a week, just enjoy the extra 'me time' you're getting and wait for another one.

4. All your mates have pulled but you're flying solo

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The first rule of Mate Club is that you have to do your time in the Wingman Zone. When they come up for air, make sure you positive-bomb her with stories that make your mate shine.

5. The waiter got your order wrong

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If it's edible, eat it. If you really can't chow down pull your waiter aside. Bitching him out will only get you extra 'greens'.

6. You have to go to your girlfriend’s parents house for dinner

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Relationships are all about sticking together during the rough and the smooth - even if the rough = her mum's cooking and her dad's death stares.

Relationships are all about sticking together during the rough and the smooth - even if the rough = her mum's cooking and her dad's death stares.

7. You’re hungry but there’s nothing good to eat in the fridge

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Get in touch with your inner Bear Grylls and compromise by making a stew out of condiments. Or flex your dialling finger and order a pizza.

8. Your co-worker misses you out of a tea round

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Have you got arms and legs? Then quit belly-aching and go make yourself a cuppa. Life is too short.

9. Your burger is too big and juicy, so falls out of the bun

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You're kidding us, right?

10. You've poured your cereal - then realised that you've run out of milk

Your ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain for this to be the top of your worries.

11. You find your first grey hair

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Your transformation to a silver fox is just starting.

12. You don't have anything to wear

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Are you kidding us?

Just put on the three closest items, and get out of the house:

13. When your balls stick to your inside leg.

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Just shake it off.

Need some more no nonsense Aussie advice? Look no further than Foster's.

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