1. You've put on weight
2. You've made a balls-up at work
3. You've missed your bus
4. All your mates have pulled but you're flying solo
5. The waiter got your order wrong
6. You have to go to your girlfriend’s parents house for dinner
7. You’re hungry but there’s nothing good to eat in the fridge
8. Your co-worker misses you out of a tea round
9. Your burger is too big and juicy, so falls out of the bun
10. You've poured your cereal - then realised that you've run out of milk
Your ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain for this to be the top of your worries.
11. You find your first grey hair
Your transformation to a silver fox is just starting.