Paid PostPosted on Jul 27, 201714 Tweets That Are Too Real If You Live With A RoommateGoodbye, privacy. Hello, weirdo.by ForRent.comBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When you love judging how they spend their free time... kaye toal @ohkayewhatever I just looked over and this is what my roommate was looking at 02:34 AM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ...but they're never allowed to judge how you use yours. Marci @marcidarling Roommate: "I heard you come home at 2am, did you go out?" "I went to see Spider-Man at 11:30 in my pajamas" Her: "that makes more sense" 02:37 PM - 08 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When they have the audacity to eat fast food in front of you without offering. amanda king @amandakiiing Roommate just told me she ordered food without me because she thought I was "asleep" like yes I 100% was but I feel betrayed 02:49 AM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When there's no such thing as equal cleaning. Rick Holland @ItsShow_Time So glad my roommate's pseudo-GF is cleaning our kitchen this AM. Those dishes were staring at me and i was staring… https://t.co/saMRwIr1aj 03:19 PM - 08 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When they manage to do all the small things you can't stand. Jordin Andrade @jordinandrade My roommate in here smacking his food so loud you'd think he ain't have teeth 09:45 PM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When you check the fridge every day to see if they stole your food. Roommate Problems @_RoomMateProbs_ I would love to come home to this. 😂 02:24 AM - 16 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When they think your closed door means, "Please enter." Casey Cline @casey_cline Roommate just came in my room and said "I've never felt more alive, more like myself," and pushed me off the bed 04:41 PM - 18 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When you wonder how they've successfully lived to this point. slick @dlicj one time I caught my roommate making hot chocolate from the water he boiled his hot dog in 08:50 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When the bathroom is no longer a place of peace. SHITMYROOMMATESAYS @shtmyroomtsays I'm known to clog a toilet. 08:14 PM - 22 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When you regret asking them, "How was your day?" sacha kw @sacha_kw told my roommate i'm sorry his gecko died and he said "it should have been me". gonna be a great week 12:25 AM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When you masterfully avoid drama between your roommates. Caramel Drizzle @H0Elizabeth The roommate who got the single bed watching y'all fight over the bottom bunk 07:56 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When they discovered the key to your heart is fried food. Kayle Haynes @BtwKayle When you hear your roommate coming up the stairs with food. 07:40 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When they give you the pep talk you actually need. Emily @emilymasticate "Just wanted to say that your eyeliner game is really strong today." - My roommate, who knows exactly how to pay a compliment 08:33 PM - 17 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. And when your roommate is not a psychopath — so you feel like you've won the lottery. rachel mora @rachel__moraa I LOVE MY ROOMMATE AND I CANT WAIT TO MEET HER 03:51 PM - 08 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Roommates are a toss-up; your apartment shouldn't be. Start the search for a new #RENTlationship on ForRent.com!