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The Definitive Guide To Identifying Fakery

If you're a real person, read on. This is an important community announcement from Ford Territory MkII. They're keeping Australian drivers real.

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Fakery walks among us. So it's important to know how to spot it.

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For instance, these three words almost always indicate fakery:

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Let's be real. Everyone knows you're never actually going to do brunch.

Here, our model is demonstrating fakery with her vacant eyes and weird mouth stretch:

Never trust a mouth stretcher.
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Never trust a mouth stretcher.

If you know you look average today, and you hear this?

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NOPE. Fake.

If a sales assistant tells you that this purple eyeliner is "totally your colour"... back away slowly.

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They are probably a peddler of fakery.

Fakery often raises its head at breakfast, lunch, and dinnertime. Stay alert, everyone.

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How can you tell she is faking? This salad has no dressing on it. There's no way a miserable plate of dry lettuce actually tastes "amazing." Please.

And never has fakery been more prevalent than on ~social media~.

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Hashtags to keep an eye out for: #wokeuplikethis #nomakeup #baecaughtmeslippin

You might come across something like this and wonder: "Is this real?"

The answer is no. A filter has definitely been applied here. This is a lie, and a flagrant violation of the rules of everything.
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The answer is no. A filter has definitely been applied here. This is a lie, and a flagrant violation of the rules of everything.

When someone says something is funny instead of actually laughing?

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Almost definitely fakery.

Pompous prince laughter? You guessed it.

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Fake people always do that.

Let's see what everyone else thinks. Is this fakery?

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  1. Is this fakery?

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    Not fakery.
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    Definitely fakery.
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The Ford Territory MkII is committed to keeping Australian drivers real. And with proven performance and all-round utility, you know there's no fakery here.

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