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Being Fancy: Expectation Vs. Reality

You tried being fancy, once. But it didn't work out. You're just too real. Brought to you by the Ford Territory MkII — keeping Australia real.

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1. Expectation: You will buy some heels, and you will wear them everywhere.

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Reality: You wore them once. And you will never wear them again.

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2. Expectation: You will buy a small dog and take beautiful, effortless photos with the dog.

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Reality: Nope.

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Dog won't keep still. Dog won't look at camera. You can't get your mouth right. It's too dark in this room. You give up.

3. Expectation: Maybe you'll try giving yourself some fancy nail artwork, like you see on those women in the department stores.

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Reality: You think about all the things you actually do with your hands and decide it's probably not a good idea.

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That fancy nail art is not going to last five minutes.

4. Expectation: Maybe you'll try out a sun bed so you can have one of those glorious all-year-round tropical tans.

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Reality: Is this a tanning bed or a glowing blue coffin? No thanks!

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Maybe you'll just pop outside for 15 minutes to get some old-fashioned sun.

5. Expectation: You'll wear some makeup on your morning run, just in case you bump into anyone you know.

You're going to look very graceful and fancy when you run.
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You're going to look very graceful and fancy when you run.

Reality: Wait, no you won't. Who even does that?

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The makeup is going to slide off your face in about five minutes, anyway.

6. Expectation: You will be very glamorous, and have a fancy attitude.

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Reality: Nope. Enough. Those people drive you mad. Turns out, you're not cut out for any of this.

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You'll just stick to being real and un-fancy. That suits you just fine.

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