1. Having a cat AND a dog...
...AND A CHINCHILLA, because why not?
2. Going out until 5am AND acing that final exam!
If you pull this off, you'll be a legend.
3. Eating anything with tomato sauce AND keeping your clothes clean.
4. Being fiscally responsible AND buying that new skirt you totally don't need.
If only you could save for retirement by shopping!
5. Oversleeping AND making it to work without your boss noticing.
6. Hosting a house party AND not having to clean up afterwards.
7. Posting your political opinions AND avoiding the internet trolls.
8. Sleeping through half of college AND still graduating!
You showed them!