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12 Signs You Know A Little Too Much About Cars

It's not an obsession – it's a passion. OK, maybe both... If you love technology and cars, Ford has you covered.

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1. You have your next oil change marked on a calendar.

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It's just responsible and easy and obvious. Do you want to damage your engine? Honestly.

2. You roll your eyes when people put the pedal to the metal.

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"Are you trying to ruin your mileage? Because that's how you ruin your mileage."

3. You're simply blown away by all your car's tech features...

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4. ...and you fully utilize them at every opportunity.

5. This has impressed more than one of your friends.

"Wait... is that a full digital display? Is this a car or a spaceship?"

6. On the flip side, you get annoyed with people who DON'T understand their car.

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"YOU HAVE A BACKUP CAMERA AND DISTANCE ALERTS. WHY IS PARKING STILL HARD FOR YOU?!"

7. Every analogy you make relates to cars.

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"OMG your dog is like a turbocharged CUV: compact but tenacious."

8. You're constantly dropping car information to your friends.

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"Check it out! Those new twin-turbo V6s deliver so much torque at low RPM. It's like driving a diesel with the fuel economy of a small car."

9. As for your S.O.... They've come to accept your obsession.

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Somewhat begrudgingly...

10. Someone has definitely captured you in your natural habitat...

...AKA behind the wheel.
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...AKA behind the wheel.

11. In fact, you post so many car pics, people might think you're an actual car on social media.

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12. And lastly: You've named every car you've ever owned…

...and you think of them like a real person and true friend.
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...and you think of them like a real person and true friend.

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