1. What if my future boo is also stuck in this traffic?

2. I'm surrounded by windows in a crowd of people, but nobody really sees me...

...which is perfect 'cuz I've been waiting ALL DAY to floss my teeth.

3. I wonder if they'll ever run out of license plate combinations.

4. Beauty can be so blinding...

...but seriously, even sunglasses couldn't handle this.

5. Whoever invented A/C is saving my life right now, and I don't even know their name.

6. I live in one of the most vibrant, diverse, and fast-paced cultural centers in the world...

...and I'm dying to get home to binge Netflix and pizza.

7. I wonder how many times I have to go through the drive-thru to be considered a regular customer?

8. My car mirrors should probably take my selfies.

9. Wait...am I the only one talking to myself right now?

10. One thing's for sure: I'm gonna be a dope driver when I'm old.

11. But I can't imagine what I'd do if my car could drive itself...

...actually, I've definitely thought about it.

A lot.
