1. What if my future boo is also stuck in this traffic?
2. I'm surrounded by windows in a crowd of people, but nobody really sees me...
...which is perfect 'cuz I've been waiting ALL DAY to floss my teeth.
3. I wonder if they'll ever run out of license plate combinations.
4. Beauty can be so blinding...
...but seriously, even sunglasses couldn't handle this.
5. Whoever invented A/C is saving my life right now, and I don't even know their name.
6. I live in one of the most vibrant, diverse, and fast-paced cultural centers in the world...
...and I'm dying to get home to binge Netflix and pizza.
7. I wonder how many times I have to go through the drive-thru to be considered a regular customer?
8. My car mirrors should probably take my selfies.
9. Wait...am I the only one talking to myself right now?
10. One thing's for sure: I'm gonna be a dope driver when I'm old.
11. But I can't imagine what I'd do if my car could drive itself...
...actually, I've definitely thought about it.
A lot.
