1. What if my future boo is also stuck in this traffic?

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SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.
2. I'm surrounded by windows in a crowd of people, but nobody really sees me...

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...which is perfect 'cuz I've been waiting ALL DAY to floss my teeth.

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Yasssss, freedom!
3. I wonder if they'll ever run out of license plate combinations.

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Will we live in a world with emoji plates?
4. Beauty can be so blinding...

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...but seriously, even sunglasses couldn't handle this.

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Golden hour, my butt.
5. Whoever invented A/C is saving my life right now, and I don't even know their name.

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*Thinks about it. Feels bad about it. Never looks it up.*
6. I live in one of the most vibrant, diverse, and fast-paced cultural centers in the world...

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...and I'm dying to get home to binge Netflix and pizza.

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7. I wonder how many times I have to go through the drive-thru to be considered a regular customer?

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"Fourth time this week, Jared?" DON'T HATE.
8. My car mirrors should probably take my selfies.

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I look lit at these angles, and it's hands-free. #winning
9. Wait...am I the only one talking to myself right now?

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What are all of you thinking about? Where are you going? WHO ARE YOU?!
10. One thing's for sure: I'm gonna be a dope driver when I'm old.

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Age ain't nothing but a number, fools!
11. But I can't imagine what I'd do if my car could drive itself...

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...actually, I've definitely thought about it.

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A lot.

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Duh.