Girl Scout Cookie season is a blessing, a glimmer of light amid the bleakness of winter, a promise of all the sugar and sweetness of the rest of the year to come.
So why is Girl Scouts' newest cookie trying to ruin everything with vitamins?
Behold, the Mango Creme ('with Nutrifusion™')
According to Nutrifusion™, it's an all-natural, nutritional additive that's made out of 100% fruits and vegetables, and because of that, each Mango Creme is sure to contain:
• 15% of your daily intake of Vitamin B1 per serving
• 5% of Vitamins A, C, D, E, and B6 per serving
• Zero grams trans fats per serving
• No hydrogenated oils
• No preservatives
You wanna know what else has no hydrogenated oils and no preservatives?
Well, do ya?
Cardboard
Carrots
Spelt!
In Short: Mango Cremes, Please GTFO and Let Us Enjoy Our Regular Fatty Cookies in Peace
kthx.