The 11 Worst Things About Oldham

Don't bother.

1. Chadderton

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It's chav central.

2. The estates

Criminal **** ups.

3. The buses

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They're never on time.

4. There's nothing to do

When you search 'fun things to do in Oldham' you just get this blank bit of grass.

5. Oldham Athletic

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They're rubbish.

6. Tracksuits

You've just got to hate them.

7. Bad drivers

Especially outside Tesco.

8. It's full of kids

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"They don't do it in the streets so much anymore, they've moved on to the parks"

9. Fitton Hill

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You don't want to go there at night.

10. It's full of nittys

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They fiend for crack.

11. There are groups of disgusting, vile, creepy lads

It's not all of them, just most of them.