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17 Things People With Bad Memories Have Already Forgotten They Said

"Wait... what were we talking about?"

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1. "What's that one song? You know, that song..."

"The one that goes like ow ow ow?"
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"The one that goes like ow ow ow?"

2. "Sorry, could you tell me your name again? I know you just told me, but..."

it's not personal!
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it's not personal!

3. "What, did I already tell you about this?"

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And, of course, you wait to ask until you've already told the story.

4. "Why did I open this browser tab?"

It's normal to find yourself at the end of the day with five or six tabs open and nothing in them.
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It's normal to find yourself at the end of the day with five or six tabs open and nothing in them.

5. "Uhh, how old am I?"

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Sometimes, you have to try to calculate your own age by subtracting your birth year from the current year. (And if the math is too hard you just give up.)

6. "Hang on. There was something I was trying to remember..."

And then if you do remember, you immediately forget it again???
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And then if you do remember, you immediately forget it again???

7. "Guys, I forgot my I.D. badge... I'm going to have to go back up and get it."

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It's the same thing at every lunch hour.

8. "How could I forgot a password that I JUST created?!"

Let's not even mention the answer to the security question.
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Let's not even mention the answer to the security question.

9. "I know I came in here to do something..."

Then you come back from the kitchen, sit on the couch and remember, "CRAP, I WENT TO GET WATER."
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Then you come back from the kitchen, sit on the couch and remember, "CRAP, I WENT TO GET WATER."

10. "Wait, what were we talking about again?"

We'll never know.
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We'll never know.

11. "Let me just jot this down or I'll forget it."

Then instead of "jotting it down", you get distracted by something in your phone and lose track of the conversation entirely.
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Then instead of "jotting it down", you get distracted by something in your phone and lose track of the conversation entirely.

12. "Y'know, I think I have a vaaague memory of that, but I don't know..."

"I think I have a vague memory" = not the slightest idea.
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"I think I have a vague memory" = not the slightest idea.

13. "WHO DID THIS??? Oh yeah, it was me..."

Fuck.
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Fuck.

14. "Wait... let me think. Let me just keep repeating this one thing over and over again... I've almost got it."

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Spoiler: it won't work.

15. "You're only bringing that up 'cause you know I don't remember it well enough to argue."

Maybe I did forget to do the dishes! I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
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Maybe I did forget to do the dishes! I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!

16. "I know I put it somewhere where I wouldn't forget, but where the hell was that?"

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And then you've gotta try to remember where you put your spare key, since the special spot you definitely wouldn't forget your actual keys is lost to time.

17. "Wow, is it possible one of these days I'll forget my own name?"

Your talent for having the worst memory in the world never ceases to amaze you.
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Your talent for having the worst memory in the world never ceases to amaze you.

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