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14 Olympic Events Even You Could Medal In

You're gonna break so many records.

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1. The Netflix Series Sprint


Your ability to get though an entire season of Stranger Things, Orange Is the New Black, and House of Cards (with a few episodes of Adventure Time between them) in one single weekend is worthy of celebration.


3. Individual All-Around Dish Stacking

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It takes a lot of training to pull off a feat like this, but you've been doing dishes for a long time and you've mostly focused your training on stacking, not putting away.


8. Synchronized Sign Reading

Not everyone is up to the task of deciphering the importance of each sign on an astrology chart in order find their perfect soulmate based on the movement of planets and stars thousands and thousands of miles away, but you make it happen.

9. Mixed Teams Fastest to Mute a Group Text Competition

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Because anyone who puts up with daily "good morning" emails between every member of their extended family has earned a spot on the podium.

10. Snack Deadlifting

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Because not everyone drinks, the IAC has elected not to hold the "most happy hour drinks before happy hour ends in 15 minutes" event at this year's games, but you've still got a shot at this one.

11. Black-Clothes-Wearing Marathon

Being a natural goth has its benefits.

12. The Make Dessert out of Whatever You've Got Around the House Competition

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Because the tireless effort you've put into mixing various cooking ingredients to make microwave mug brownies makes you a national treasure.


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