Which Celebrity Cat Should Be Your BFF?
The most famous of all the celebrity cats, but still that doesn't cheer her up. You and Grumpy would probably stay in and laugh when people die on Game of Thrones, and then laugh again when people get upset about it on twitter. You'd bitch about all the other celebrity cats and generally despair for humanity and cats alike.
You and Maru are going to have a great time together. Sitting in all the boxes, sitting in some more boxes, jumping into boxes, maybe even trying on a paper bag for size. Maru is a happy cat with a sense of adventure. You can make more incredibly successful YouTube videos together and hang out with all the other Japanese cat stars.
Lil Bub can't really close her mouth, but that doesn't get her down. She also has little stumpy legs, but that doesn't get her down either! Sure she's not great at running or jumping, but that doesn't mean you can't have a swell time. Lil Bub is the ideal cat BFF if you just want to chill. You're gonna have a whale of a time, taking selfies and just hanging out.
Look at that magnificent hipster mustache. Not everyone knows about him, obviously, because he's hipster, but those who do know him to be coolest celebrity cat around. You and Hamilton will have great times laughing ironically at things all the other celebrity cats really enjoy. You can talk about how Grumpy cat sold out, and how Maru is so mainstream, probably whilst listening to vinyl.
I should buy a boat cat is a simple creature. He probably goes mousing 9 - 5, if he had a mortgage he'd have nearly paid it off. He thinks maybe he should save up to invest in the kittens' future, but then it strikes him. He should buy a boat. You and him can do all the things everyone else likes doing with their BFF, you don't strive to be cool, you strive to have a good time.
You and Pusheen really will be best friends forever. She listens to your heart like no one else. When you're baking together, neither of you see any point in baking the cookie dough before you eat it. You both know how to have a good time, eat as much pizza as physically possible. When you're not eating you two just love to play fancy dress.
This BFF relationship is going to have to be a three way, as Choupette always insists on bring Karl Lagerfeld with her wherever she goes. Choupette really appreciates luxury and so do you. She loves a private jet, knows her Prada from her Primark, and is no stranger to a photo shoot. You probably won't be hanging out with the other celebcats anytime soon, their selfies just aren't classy enough.
Henri always asked the important questions in life, and that's what you love about him. He spends most of the time working on his philosophical video blog. But in his free time you and him ponder dilemmas too intellectual even for YouTube. He doesn't really connect to the other celebcats well, but he is patient with them, and him and Grumpy do share a sense of humour, but Henri is rarely in the mood.
You really appreciate that Nora is a true musical genius. When she's not busy filming her next big recital, you two kick back and discuss the lesser known operas of Handel. She's a great celebcat BFF, she can see the joy in life like Maru, but with the sophistication of Henri the existential cat or Hamilton the hipster cat. Your friendship is always in the major key!