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What Should You Call Your Alter Ego?

Your second self deserves a first class name.

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  2. "Hey I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?"
    "There's a party in my pants and you're invited."
    "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."
    "Nice socks, can I try them on?"
    Your alter ego would never use a chat up line.
    "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."
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  4. Goodbye for now
    Thanks
    Yours faithfully
    TTYL xoxox
    Bye
    There would be no sign off. The email would just end.
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    Lucy Liu
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    Homer Simpson
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    Paris Hilton
    Paris Hilton

What Should You Call Your Alter Ego?

You got: Dave

You should work more on your alter ego. Your alter ego is almost exactly the same as you, except drunk.

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You got: Tiffany

Tiffany is 100% babe. Normally you’re a practical, rational person, but Tiffany throws this out the window, she lives for the wild and the free. Why wear a scarf when you could wear a feather boa? Why wear flats when you could wear 6 inch heels and go barefoot when they hurt? Ask yourself these questions and Tiffany will tell you the truth.

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You got: Skyla

Skyla can do anything! Skyla doesn’t need to work out, because Skyla stays fit by fighting crime. Skyla doesn’t eat food, Skyla just survives. Skyla dodges through a crowd like there ain’t nobody there. Skyla queues in Mcdonalds like a pro, Skyla can assemble flat pack furniture without losing their temper. We should all be more Skyla.

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You got: Chicken

Chicken isn’t much of a doer, or a thinker. Chicken just likes to be. Like chickens Chicken isn’t interesting in flying high, Chicken likes to find a nice comfortable place to roost and stay there, preferably with a blanket, and a fast broadband connection.

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You got: Montgomery

Well hello there Montgomery, aren’t you a smooth-talking fellow. Montgomery commands a room, knows all the rules to after-dinner games, and always bets on the right horse. Montgomery likes the finer things in life, like supermarket’s top-range ready meals, and shampoo that you buy at the hairdresser.

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You got: The Captain

The Captain is the life of the party. The Captain doesn’t sit, he only stands! Chairs are beneath the Captain, quite literally. The Captain tells a bloody good anecdote, and makes an excellent slap-up meal. The Captain doesn’t worry about practicalities, like how you will get home from the party after the trains stop running, The Captain lives for the now, and right now The Captain usually thinks you should get a takeaway.

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