1.
Trying to hold hands with your cat even though they never really like it.
2.
Regularly stepping on cat litter while trying to go to the loo in the middle of the night.
3.
Holding on to your pee for an uncomfortably long time because you couldn't possibly disturb your cat.
4.
Sharing your human food with your cat, and sometimes having to properly defend your meal from sneaky paws.
5.
Talking in a weird, high-pitched voice you only ever use for your cat.
6.
Never calling your cat the name you actually chose for them.
7.
Holding your cat up to the mirror and trying to get them to recognise themselves.
8.
Putting up with being violently attacked on a regular basis.
9.
Compromising your sleeping position so as to not disturb your cat who sleeps for 18 hours a day anyway.
10.
Being mildly amused when you and your cat go to the toilet at the same time.
11.
Spending hours of your life standing in open doorways trying to reason with your cat to make a decision.
12.
Loving a very annoying, extremely destructive, snooty ball of fluff more than most humans.
