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6 Ways To Get In Shape For 2016

Make this the year you finally become the shape you've always dreamed of.

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1. The triangle:

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How to get the look: Stand with your legs apart and point your arms towards your knees, making them as straight as possible.

People are sure to say, "Wow! You look so triangular today!"

2. The sphere:

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How to get the look: Curl up, as tight as you can, into a ball. Tuck your head in and point your toes. Easy!

People are sure to comment on your smooth, infinite, circular appearance.

3. The cube:

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How to get the look: This one needs a prop! Grab a box that looks like you could squeeze into it if you really tried. Then get in the box and stay there. Just like those square watermelon, one day you will become the shape of the box. Easy!

People will be so envious of your sharp corners and straight sides.

4. The trapezium:

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How to get the look: This one is for the more advanced shape-shifters. You need to get on all fours, and then straighten your legs.

People will get confused and ask, "are you a table or a person?" Don't let that put you off.

5. The line:

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How to get the look: Stand up straight and put your hands in the air, tippy toes optional.

Everyone will notice how similar you look to a column.

6. The human:

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How to get the look: Close your eyes, connect with your inner homo sapien and just do whatever feels natural.

People are sure to treat you like a real human being, with feelings and everything.

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