1. You develop very strong feelings about air con. FOX There are two types of people in the office: The Hot and The Cold. No one in an office is the right temperature. 2. You will constantly be thinking about whether or not to have a snack. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Because sometimes it's hard to tell if you're hungry or bored or both. 3. And you will unable to resist any birthday cake or free food. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Flo Perry / BuzzFeed 4. There will be a time where you'll try to resist, but it will be futile. NBC 5. You will spend way too much time staring at the clock. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF PBS You will work for an hour and some how only 15 minutes of time will pass. It's the office miracle. 6. You will become seriously addicted to caffeine. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The WB 7. You will think you're about to be fired whenever you get an email or Gchat from your boss. BuzzFeed / buzzfeed.com 8. You will not be able to resist stalking all of your colleagues on Facebook to see what they're like in the real world. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS And you will stalk them on LinkedIn to see how twatty they are. 9. You will develop a weird phone voice. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ITV 10. Even if you've been married for 10 years you will develop a work crush. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Comedy Central Even if you work with a load of old trolls, you will end up fancying one of them. 11. You will also have an office enemy, even if they've never really done anything wrong, they just kind of creep you out. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC 12. You will become an office gossip fiend. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Your colleagues sex lives will be the most interesting topic of conversation, even if you swear you really don't care at all. 13. You will send bitchy Gchats and emails from your work address even though you've been told it's not 100% confidential. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC 14. You will have days where you fantasise about quitting constantly, but then realise that you have bills to pay and mouths to feed. memecenter.com Your own mouth. 15. You will become fluent in annoying office jargon phrases like "career pathing" and "communication development". BBC 16. You will resort to dad jokes to make incredibly boring presentations more bearable. uncletouchys-puzzle-basement.tumblr.com 17. You will start judging how people handle their inbox. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox 2000 Pictures If you're an inbox 10,000 person you will judge people who take the time to open every email, and if you're an inbox zero person you will judge those who don't. 18. You will spend more time in the toilet than you actually need to. instagram.com Because sometimes you just need a Candy Crush break. 19. You will become very fast at closing tabs when you feel your boss walk behind you. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Boss: mike Boss: Mike Boss: Mike Ginn Me: whaaa sorry was just... doing an email 11:38 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. You will end up spending more time with your colleagues than with your actual friends. Silent H Productions 21. And eventually your colleagues will become your actual *GASP* real friends. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC And it will make work bearable.