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21 Things You'll Understand If You And Your Best Friend Are Massive Trolls

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6. And you take every opportunity to tell new people all their embarrassing stories.

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Or even just repeat them again. Every day. For the rest of their lives.

Like the time they threw up in the bath all over themselves at their own house party.

7. A great way to remind them that they're your best friend is to pick up the phone and say, "Oh you want to speak to the ugliest person in the room?" and then pass it to them.


9. Some of your in-jokes might be too mean.

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You can't tell them your phone passcode because they'll probably text your crush, and you can't tell them you need a wee because they'll poke you in the stomach really hard.

11. Introducing anyone you're romantically interested in is dangerous, because you know they're gonna ask you when you're getting married.

12. They're your best friend because you know they'd never actually take it too far.


Even when you think they've taken it too far, really they're just stretching your boundaries. Or so you keep telling yourself.


13. You can trust that they'll be brutally honest with you when you need it.

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But you know that they still love you, so it's OK that you're a lonely ugly arsehole.

They can tell you when you've been a prick, and they can tell you when you did the right thing, and you trust that they're telling the truth.

14. They can sense when you actually couldn't handle the jokes and you just need to be told that you have a really good bone structure and you will find love one day.


17. Just because they can be mean to you, it doesn't mean anybody else can.

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And you know that they would never let someone bitch about you in front of them.

Or if they did they'd tell you everything they said and then help plot their demise.