Buzz·Updated on May 29, 2019. Posted on Jul 14, 20179 Types Of Sex Every Couple Has In The First Two YearsAfter a while you really stop caring about morning breath.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The Minimum-Effort Quickie Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when you're both exhausted, but you wanna come before you go to sleep. An essential skill for any long-term couple. 2. The We Haven't Done It In A While Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when you've both been really busy at work and you want to remember that you're not just roommates saving money by sharing a bed. 3. The Probably Too Drunk To Have Sex Flo perry / BuzzFeed For when you've had too much wine to know better and will probably end up elbowing each other in the eye. 4. The Eaten Too Much But Let's Do It Anyway Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when you've known each other long enough that it's not a disaster if one of you farts. 5. The Regrettable Experiment Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when you have to think up an inventive story at the osteopath. 6. The Extremely Quiet Sex At Your Parents' House Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when Christmas Eve is just so romantic even if you are on the sofa bed at grandma's. 7. The Really Bad Morning Breath But You Don't Care Any More Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when you think sex might be the cure for your hangover. 8. The Stupid Argument Makeup Sex Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when you were really just hungry when you said that thing. 9. The Middle-Of-The-Afternoon Surprise Sex Flo Perry / BuzzFeed For when there's nothing good on TV.