1. The cutest thing a cat can do is when they cover their face with their paw.
2. However many toys you buy your cat, nothing beats their excited little face when you open a cardboard box or give them a fresh paper bag.
3. For some reason cats can't seem to remember that your feet are attached to you.
4. You feel most proud of your cat when it kills an insect for you.
5. Every cat has a "knocking off" hour where they will push things off surfaces deliberately to get your attention.
Sometimes they even look you in the eye while they're doing it.
6. And every cat has an hour where they just go for a little casual jog around the house.
7. As soon as you need a wee, your cat will sense this and immediately sit on you.
8. Cats hate it when you hold their paws, but you can't resist trying because they are so adorable.
9. It is your cat's mission to get as much cat litter out of the tray as possible.
10. Your cat will always sit on the pile of stuff on the bed instead of the vast empty space on the bed.
11. Even though cats are small, they are capable of taking up as much bed space as an adult human.
12. Even if your cat doesn't actually want to eat what you're eating, they still want to sniff it, and maybe give it a little lick.
13. Cats aren't generally political, but they are all staunchly opposed to any closed door.
Help! Kevin is trapped in your phone
In a cat's utopia every door would be open, you could go out or in or sit on the threshold as much as you like, and no one would pee alone.
14. It is impossible to call a cat by the name you originally gave them. Over time their true name will come to you.
sometimes I call my cat a dog just to annoy her
Usually it's either Mrs Cuddlefloof or Crapbag.
15. But if your cat is ever naughty they just get referred to as "The Cat".
16. Cats will happily sleep for 23 hours of the day, but they will be 100% awake in the hour before your alarm is meant to go off.
17. Nothing confuses a cat more than baths.
18. Cats don't really want attention, but also they don't want you to give attention to anything else.
