This Is How Lesbians Have Sex
Because lesbian sex in porn is just weird.
Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire.
Step 2: Talk about your feelings.
Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.
Step 4: Cut your bra right off.
Step 5: Burn your bras.
Step 6: Hold hands, but not for too long.
Step 7: Introduce your cats. (You can hold hands if you feel the urge.)
Step 8: Get out the biggest dildos you own.
Step 9: Swordfight with your dildos.
Step 10: High-five your gal pal! You did it!
Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.
So now the age-old mystery of how lesbians have sex is finally solved! You're welcome.
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