Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire.
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Step 2: Talk about your feelings.
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Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.
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The bigger the better.
Step 4: Cut your bra right off.
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This is known as "scissoring".
Step 5: Burn your bras.
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This is a sacrifice in the name of misandry.
Step 6: Hold hands, but not for too long.
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Step 7: Introduce your cats. (You can hold hands if you feel the urge.)
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Step 8: Get out the biggest dildos you own.
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If you don't own a dildo you can improvise with vegetables or television remote controls.
Step 9: Swordfight with your dildos.
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There are no winners and losers in sex, remember, it's all about getting to know each other.
Step 10: High-five your gal pal! You did it!
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Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.
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