1. Way too often you end up being the only single person.
2. It's like one day all your friends decided it was time to couple up and forgot to tell you.
"Thanks for the memo guys... NOT."
3. You've been the third wheel, fifth wheel, and even the seventh wheel.
4. Your friends can't understand that maybe you want to be single right now.
5. They're always saying that "you'll find someone."
6. All your friends are always trying to set you up.
7. Going to a club with only couples truly sucks.
8. But when "Single Ladies" comes on you make sure you dance harder than anyone.
9. You are the sole source of interesting gossip in your group.
10. Your friends always want to play on your Tinder.
11. You can't remember a social occasion where someone didn't bail.
12. You're the only one of your friends who properly makes an effort anymore.
13. You've learnt that not all tricycles are the same.
14. Too many times you've suggested watching a show and your friend has been like, "Oh sorry I promised I'd watch it with my boyfriend."
15. You've witnessed an unhealthy amount of PDA.
16. You get offended when you invite one half of a couple, and the other half turns up too.
17. You get secretly excited when you find out someone's other half can't come.
18. You have a serious aversion to the word "we".
19. You get seriously pumped whenever you get to go out with your single friends.
