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19 Things You'll Understand If You're The Single One In Your Group

You are not a third wheel, you are a majestic unicycle.

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1. Way too often you end up being the only single person.

2. It's like one day all your friends decided it was time to couple up and forgot to tell you.

"Thanks for the memo guys... NOT."

3. You've been the third wheel, fifth wheel, and even the seventh wheel.

4. Your friends can't understand that maybe you want to be single right now.

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"Well I was happy being single, until I attended this all-couples brunch."

5. They're always saying that "you'll find someone."

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"Maybe I don't want to find someone, hey, ever think about that?"

6. All your friends are always trying to set you up.

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7. Going to a club with only couples truly sucks.

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They'll all end up making out and either you've got to find yourself a volunteer to join in, or just get really good at dancing on your own.

8. But when "Single Ladies" comes on you make sure you dance harder than anyone.

You feel personally offended when your couple friends all put their hands in the air. "This is MY moment, not your moment."
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You feel personally offended when your couple friends all put their hands in the air.

"This is MY moment, not your moment."

9. You are the sole source of interesting gossip in your group.

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Because couple dramas are no way as fun as hearing about your terrible dates.

10. Your friends always want to play on your Tinder.

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Because to them it's just a game rather than a desperate soul-sucking experience.

11. You can't remember a social occasion where someone didn't bail.

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As soon as someone enters into a couple they become a massive flake.

12. You're the only one of your friends who properly makes an effort anymore.

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13. You've learnt that not all tricycles are the same.

Some couples are bearable to be with, others are absolutely not.
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Some couples are bearable to be with, others are absolutely not.

14. Too many times you've suggested watching a show and your friend has been like, "Oh sorry I promised I'd watch it with my boyfriend."

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15. You've witnessed an unhealthy amount of PDA.

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No one should be exposed to that much, it's bad for your soul.

16. You get offended when you invite one half of a couple, and the other half turns up too.

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If they had asked you would have said yes... with your teeth gritted. 😬

17. You get secretly excited when you find out someone's other half can't come.

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18. You have a serious aversion to the word "we".

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19. You get seriously pumped whenever you get to go out with your single friends.

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"Oh I'm so sorry you broke up with them... wanna go get drunk and get over it?"