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17 Things You'll Understand If Your Body Isn't Built For Heat

Summer hatin' happened so fast.

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1. You are 100% the person on the right.

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2. Your body constantly feels like a damp sponge of sweat.

Sweat or highlighter? 🤔 # Oilyskinproblems

3. You find so many places to sweat out of that you might as well bathe in antiperspirant.

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4. You're never sure if you've wet yourself a bit or had a period explosion, or if it's just more crotch sweat.

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It's always crotch sweat.

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5. You have a unique talent for always finding a way to chafe.

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6. You don't feel comfortable in summer clothes.

Your thighs just need a cloth barrier between them – is that too much to ask for?
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Your thighs just need a cloth barrier between them – is that too much to ask for?

7. You miss wearing ~jackets~ and ~jeans~ so much.

You have three summer outfits, so on the fourth hot day of the week you probably consider going to work in your bikini.
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You have three summer outfits, so on the fourth hot day of the week you probably consider going to work in your bikini.

8. You feel personally victimised by the sun.

My favorite beach vacation game is Guess Which Body Part You Missed With Sunscreen And Now Needs Medical Attention

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9. You hate feeling guilty for not making the most of the weather when you really just want to be inside all day.

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10. But as soon as you do go outside you're constantly searching for shade.

11. Air con should be your friend, but somehow you're too hot outside, and freezing inside.

Do you dress for inside temperatures or outside temperatures? Whatever you do, you'll probably be uncomfortable most of the time.
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Do you dress for inside temperatures or outside temperatures? Whatever you do, you'll probably be uncomfortable most of the time.

12. Other people act like you're evil every time you suggest that it is just TOO HOT.

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13. You don't mind summer if you are perfectly dressed for it and near a cool body of water with adequate shade.

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14. But 99% of the time you're either on a sweaty train or in an overly air-conditioned office.

Mosh pits: Sweaty people in a confined space bumping into each other The tube: Sweaty people in a confined space bumping into each other

15. Summer even tries to take away the thing you like to do the most – sleeping.

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You miss your duvet so much.

16. It's not like you want it to be winter, you just want the delightfully mild temperatures of autumn and spring.

You miss the comforting feeling of knitwear next to the skin.
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You miss the comforting feeling of knitwear next to the skin.

17. But don't worry: It's only, like, two months to go before you can function as a human again!

*Cries (or maybe just sweats idk)*
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*Cries (or maybe just sweats idk)*