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    May 16, 2017

    12 Things You'll Only Get If You Hate Wearing A Bra

    They are boob prisons.

    1. As soon as you get home your bra comes off.

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    2. The whole time you are wearing a bra you are ~aware~ of it.

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    3. You try to buy the most comfortable bras possible, but unfortunately these are also the ugliest.

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    About once a year you forget and wear that sexy bra you bought, and instead of feeling like a goddess you feel like you've got fleas.

    4. Your bra can fit fine one day, and yet the next it's like your boobs are on an escape mission.

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    They will find a way out somehow.

    5. A bra that looks and feels great standing up will become gappy and dig in as soon as you lie down.

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    It's because your bra can't contain your breasts gravitating towards your armpits as soon as you lie down.

    6. Which means you spend a lot of time trying to subtly scoop and tug your boobs back into their assigned seats.

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    7. When you take off your bra you are usually left with scars of where it has been.

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    8. Bra fans will say you're just wearing the wrong size, but you know that whatever size you wear, your boobs will always long for freedom.

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    We have tried many bras and sizes searching for the elusive comfortable bra.

    9. Maybe it's because your breasts just aren't bra-shaped.

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    If both your own boobs were the same shape it would be great, let alone all boobs ever.

    10. If you don't wear a bra you have to deal with your nipples constantly saying hello to everyone you meet.

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    11. And of course you have to hold them whenever you have to do any serious movement.

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    Your own hands are the comfiest bra you own – shame it's not more socially acceptable to be constantly holding yourself.

    12. Whatever you wear on your boobs, you have to admit that they look pretty good in everything.

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    Or nothing, for that matter.

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