1. Let's get the obvious out the way: Abs are so fit.
Kudos to people with abs – you look fab.
2. But does having abs compare to the feeling of that first cheesy chip you stuff in your gob when you're a bit drunk and starving?
3. We are not born with abs.
4. Maybe you've actually tried to get abs before, and realised that it takes SO much work.
5. There has probably been a time when you did, like, 25 sit-ups... but then you looked in the mirror and you looked EXACTLY THE SAME.
6. Maybe you're still holding on to that hope, there is still a tiny voice in your head like, "Imagine your life, but with abs."
7. If you've accepted that you'll never be an ab-person, you're on your way to knowing that you can be just as sexy without abs.
8. Because let's face it: Rolls are just as good as abs.
when u sit down and look at your stomach
Rolls are like abs, but softer.
9. Abs are full of sweat and lentils, while rolls are made of cake.
10. Sometimes the food that is good for your soul might not be compatible with having abs.
11. You can enjoy exercise without wanting to change the way you look.
Be like Phoebe and run for fun.
12. Winning is much more fun than being thin.
13. Abs probably wouldn't suit you anyway.
14. Unless you really like spinach and almonds there doesn't seem much joy in getting abs.
Have a Twix, love
And there would only be so much time you could look in the mirror and be like "phwoarrrr" before it would get old.
15. But pizza never gets old.
16. And if you feel like having abs you can always just suck your tummy in.
17. Or pull on some sexy, sexy Spanx.
18. There's so much more to life than having a flat stomach.
19. So forget about getting abs, and love your rolls.
