1. It will probably be organised on WhatsApp over the course of about 100 hours and three different group chats.
2. There will be two types of people on the holiday: The people who decide what to do and the people who just follow.
3. One friend will have to take control and become the mum friend and tell everyone else what to do.
4. No matter how careful the mum friend is someone will nearly miss their flight/forget their passport
5. Even if you don't really have time and it's 4am you'll have to have a drink in the airport.
6. Someone will only pack a pair of shorts and a toothbrush and someone else will pack their whole wardrobe and medicine cabinet.
7. Every day it will take you hours to leave the hotel/villa because people will never be ready.
8. There will be some drama.
9. There will be one person who is a really picky eater and won't be able to deal with the local cuisine.
They'll just order chips in every restaurant and probably survive on biscuits they brought from home.