1. In the winter you happily avoid all hair removal.
2. So naturally when the sun does come out you still remove as little hair as possible for people to believe you're a naturally hairless wonder.
3. You understand that shaving is both annoying and usually uncomfortable.
4. You absolutely hate the fact that there's pressure from society to shave.
5. And you are waiting for the day that some lil' pubes peeking out of your bikini comes back into fashion.
6. You have serious respect for any woman brave enough to rock body hair.
7. And maybe occasionally you'll let it all hang out too.
8. But also, sometimes, it's nice to feel like a smooth slippery mermaid princess.
9. Or you might wish you could rock your hairy legs, but just don't feel quite brave enough.
10. You've probably tried the full range of hair removal products to see which is the least pain and effort.
11. And you've suffered through your fair share of ingrown hairs.
12. Everytime you go for a wax you forget how excruciatingly painful it is, and swear never to do it again.
13. But then you also remember how itchy shaving regrowth is.
14. And the smell of Veet is the opposite of sexy.
Veet that doesn't smell like death is all I'm asking for right now
15. Whatever method you try, the stubble comes back to haunt you way too soon.
16. And it hurts your heart that you have to pay for the privilege of removing your body hair.
17. You totally expect any of your romantic partners to be chill about how hairy you are.
18. Because even if you make an effort at the beginning, as soon as you get comfy that stuff goes out the window.
19. Though there are still a few people you'll always make the effort for.
