1. You and your cat do everything together.
2. There is no greater welcome than your cat greeting you at the door.
3. You share all the same hobbies.
4. And lying down.
5. Staring out the window for long periods of time.
Casper complained that I always choose what we do. So today it's his turn. We're looking out the window.
6. Playing with string.
7. Sitting.
8. And discussing current affairs.
9. You and your cat are inseparable.
10. Unless your cat is in a mood, in which case you know when to give them some space.
11. You sometimes give your cat a little taste of human food.
12. When you go away you miss your cat the most.
13. Sometimes you even miss them at work.
14. When you're sad nothing cheers you up more than a cat cuddle.
15. Your cat doesn't like it when you work, because you're not giving your full attention to them.
16. Sometimes you feel like your cat is judging your life choices.
17. And sometimes your cat can be a right dick.
18. But you love them anyway.
