1. This thing, which never needed to be invented, that protects your moustache from your beer froth.
2. These Frankenstein wine glass/mason jars.
3. This terrible sink made out of an oven.
4. These utterly awful urinals.
5. This terrible aged Dyson hand drier.
6. This women walking her pet peacock.
7. This ironic, vintage-looking, nostalgic book about being a hipster.
8. All of the rainbow food.
9. This terrible seat.
10. This water that's come out of a tree.
11. Cross stitch tattoos.
12. This mason jar/sippy cup hybrid.
13. The most expensive log ever.
14. This jacket that has a special, oh so ironic, pocket for avocados.
15. This make-your-own coffee.
16. This climbing rope toilet roll holder.
17. Everything about this blog post.
18. This terrible comb-come-bottle opener because they are the only two things you need in life.
19. This terrible excuse for serving any kind of food.
20. These creepy bearded mannequins that show hipster is now mainstream.
21. This penny farthing on the back on a Smart car.
22. Or maybe this penny farthing on the back of a Prius.
23. This really gross deconstructed spag bol.
You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates)
24. And everything about this mostly inedible meal.
Chips in a shopping basket ✅ Fish on rocks ✅ Plastic seaweed ✅ Fake fish-market crate ✅ Mini table ✅ (Pic: D Ryan)