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23 Things That Happen When You Get Drunk With Your Mum

Mums love to Facebook stalk.

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1. The first thing you'll do is start gossiping about other family members.

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Your mum will tell you all the dirt on your cousins she found out through her sister, and you'll tell her what you're brother's girlfriend is really like.

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6. But then after another drink she'll be helping you craft replies on Tinder.

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And then you'll tell her how you had that weird moment with Kevin at the Christmas party, and lately you’ve been having strange feelings about your friend Tom who you kissed once when you were 17.

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9. You'll tell her a secret you've been keeping since you were 16.

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"Remember when you and Dad went to Paris for your anniversary? I had a party and one of Grandma's best plates broke."

And she'll pretend to care for about a minute.

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13. And then suddenly she'll stray into forbidden territory and start telling you about her sex life.

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AND IT WILL BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

You'll just sit there singing with your fingers in your ears until she gets the message.

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