23 Things That Happen When You And Your Best Friend Get Drunk
"If we're still single when we're both 39, can we have babies together?"
You suddenly feel extremely full of love.
You will want to tell them about everything that is going on in your life.
They will give you advice of mixed quality.
You will tell each other that you look seriously hot.
You will say some really mean things that you wouldn't say to anyone else.
You will have another drink.
You'll start reminiscing.
You'll imagine your futures together.
You'll get really deep.
You might start singing.
You will see an attractive human and start talking about them not very subtly.
Or you will Facebook-stalk nearly everyone you have ever made out with.
You'll describe sexual acts in minute levels of detail.
You'll share the really gross things you do that you're not sure anyone else does.
You will belly-laugh.
You will have a full-on conversation while one of you is peeing.
You will tell them all your secrets.
You'll come up with a genius plan or theory that might not seem so great the next morning.
You will either proclaim your love for someone or swear off love forever.
You'll encourage each other to drink even more.
Suddenly the mood will change and one of you will suggest food.
Once you have your food you will eat it all, slightly too quickly.
And it the morning you'll bond over the terrible pain of your hangovers.
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