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21 Things That Happen When You Get Drunk With Your Colleagues

There is no such thing as one drink.

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1. You stay a tiny bit late at the office and convince yourself you need a reward for all your hard work.

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You just did 15 minutes of work for free, time to reward yourself with some alcohol.

5. You'll have a discussion about which pub to go to before deciding on the same shit one you always go to.

6. When you get to the bar you won't know whether to buy your colleague standing next to you a drink or not.

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The rule is if you actually like them or they definitely earn less than you, buy them a drink.

9. But sooner or later something will slip out that someone wasn't meant to know.


"No it's fine carry on, of course I knew that Craig was getting fired, please spill more details."

12. After the second pint people will start telling everyone their theories about who is hooking up with who.


As the night goes on the line between fact and fiction will become increasingly blurry.

17. This is also when the bitching starts to get serious.

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Sometimes awkwardly serious, like, does that person really think Tanya is that bad at her job or did she reject him on the summer away day?

18. Before you know it it's 9:30 and you haven't had dinner yet.


At this point you either have a forth pint and accept that you're not going to do any work the next day, or go home to a takeaway.

19. If you choose to have a fourth pint you will probably either do karaoke or throw up in front of your colleagues.

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This may seem career destroying, but is actually what networking is all about.

21. But when you get into work you'll realise that everyone feels exactly the same as you do.


And if your boss was there they will send an email at 9:31AM telling everyone they are working from home.

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