18 Things You Say To Your Best Friend When You Get Drunk
"What do you mean you can't remember the name of the guy I got with when we went salsa dancing in 2007?!"
"If you don't choose me to be your maid of honour/best man I'll kill you."
"DON'T LOOK NOW. But I think your future lover just walked through the door."
"And then he asked me to..."
"Who's going to have babies first?"
"We're 100% going to be best friends for our whole lives."
"MAN, I love you."
"Remember that time we did that incredibly hilarious thing that made us realise we would be best friends forever?"
"I know I haven't been dating Mike long, but I feel like we have a real connection. I think what's holding us back is his deep fear of commitment."
"Maybe you should just text them and tell them how you feel."
"I'll never find anyone, and then nobody will notice when I die, and my cats will eat me."
"You're really hot, like if we weren't such good friends we would probably be married by now."
"I might never sleep with another person ever again."
"I know she's a really nice person, but I find her too boring to be around and I also hate her shoes."
"Does your belly button fluff sometimes smell really gross?"
"He told me not to tell anyone, but I don't think you really count."
"Let me see a picture of this Mike guy."
"Do you ever think that it's crazy that we met. Life is made up of so many little decisions and chances."
"Do you want to eat?"
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