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21 Things You Can't Do If You Didn't Grow Up In London

Sure you'll never be able to buy a house where you grew up, but damn you can get a good coffee there now.

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5. Feeling like your postcode is an important part of your identity.

Not the most creative graffiti I've seen in Kilburn, but one of my favourites, postcode tag.

6. Having your journey to school interrupted when a bus driver turned off the engine to prove a point.

#GrowingUpInLondon when the bus driver turns the bus off after having an argument with one of the passengers

9. And not even really knowing where some of the tourist attractions are.

Flickr: dgeezer

If a tourist asks you for directions to the nearest Primark you're probably really helpful, but if they ask you where Kensington Palace is you'll end up pointing in a vague direction.

12. Being genuinely terrified whenever a stranger tries to talk to your in public.

I wrote you a song it's called "stop talking to me"

15. Saying that your butters mate is grassing up about how bait it was that you were chirpsing on that peng girl at the cotch last night.

19. Coming from an area that's simultaneously posh and a bit rough.

#GrowingUpInLondon you are usually not more than 5 minutes away from a crackhouse and 15 minutes from a multi million pound mansion

Sure it's a million pounds for an average house, but we also have about three murders a month.

20. Hating the gentrification of your area, but still enjoying the new hipster burger restaurant.

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Sure you'll never be able to buy a house where you grew up, but damn you can get a good coffee there now.

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