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19 Things Only Truly Gross Best Friends Understand

They wouldn't make toilet cubicles so roomy if you weren't meant to share them.

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1. Farts are powerful weapons.

There is no way you'll hold back when it's just you and your best friend. And after you've deployed the ammunition, you always waft it in their direction.
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There is no way you'll hold back when it's just you and your best friend. And after you've deployed the ammunition, you always waft it in their direction.

2. You don't hold back on details about periods or any other bodily function.

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3. Toilet cubicles are 100% big enough for two people.

Your pee is not shy around your best friend.
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Your pee is not shy around your best friend.

4. But you also have no problem asking for some alone time if it's anything more serious.

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"I'm taking my phone into the toilet, entertain yourself for a while."

5. Having conversations while totally naked is not a big deal for you at all.

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6. When your best friend is coming round, there is no way you're going to make any effort for them.

They are lucky if you have clothes on.
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They are lucky if you have clothes on.

7. And if you need a helping hand, or an amateur doctor's opinion, your best friend is always there.

"While you're down there, do you think that's just an ingrown hair or ~something else~?"
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"While you're down there, do you think that's just an ingrown hair or ~something else~?"

8. You tell each other about all your medical problems, and you know what the other's allergies are.

Hi there how's life? Who me? Yes I'm having a great time EXCEPT THIS MASSIVE BITE ON MY FACE AND NOW I HAVE 1 EYE

True friends will always go out and buy antihistamines for each other.

9. And you send each other photos whenever you have a big spot.

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10. You make sure to show each other any impressive body hair growth.

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11. You know every single embarrassing secret about each other and threaten to tell other people all the time, but you never actually do.

Well, you have the kind of gross secrets that you tell other people, and then you have the ones that are actually physically repulsive and shameful that you would never tell a soul.
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Well, you have the kind of gross secrets that you tell other people, and then you have the ones that are actually physically repulsive and shameful that you would never tell a soul.

12. You compete to send each other the most unflattering photo possible.

13. We're not about talking "pretty ugly" photos – more like, "Is that a slug wearing glasses or a human?" photos.

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14. And you've had physical fights when one of you threatens to break the trust pact and put one online.

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You only put the "pretty ugly" ones online.

15. You will happily borrow anything from each other.

Knickers, roll-on deodorants, that weird stick you sniff when you've got a blocked nose.
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Knickers, roll-on deodorants, that weird stick you sniff when you've got a blocked nose.

16. And when you borrow each other's pyjamas you totally don't care whether the other person wears underwear or not.

You've got to let it breathe.
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You've got to let it breathe.

17. If you drop food down your top, you feel no shame picking it out (and eating it) in front of them.

18. You never hold back details when talking about your sex life.

Especially all the cringey embarrassing stuff.
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Especially all the cringey embarrassing stuff.

19. If you've got an itch, you will scratch it in front of each other, no matter where it is.

Because there is zero judgment between you two.
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Because there is zero judgment between you two.