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21 Things Only People Who Work In An Office Will Understand

Sitting at a desk all day is just so, so tiring.

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1. You probably fantasize about quitting your job every day.

And if it's even vaguely sunny outside you do it at least every hour.
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And if it's even vaguely sunny outside you do it at least every hour.

2. You might even have regular day dreams about leaving to become a dog walker.

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Who needs money when you could spend all day with dogs?

3. And you spend a lot of time working out how much time you have to be in work for.

First you count down to lunch, and then after lunch time slows down even more.
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First you count down to lunch, and then after lunch time slows down even more.

4. You see your colleagues more than your friends.

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5. And when you spend that much time with someone, it only takes a tiny thing for them to become really annoying.

6. It's impossible to work in an office without bitching.

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It's necessary therapy.

7. And everyone has an office enemy.

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They probably haven't done much wrong, you've just got to have somewhere to channel all that frustration.

8. Whether or not there's any cake left over from a meeting can make or break your day.

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Occasional free food is what makes life worth living.

9. Every day is a battle against procrastination.

The internet is just a few lil' clicks away.
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The internet is just a few lil' clicks away.

10. Even if all your toilet cubicles are exactly the same, you will have picked your fave.

11. And if you seen someone go into your fave toilet just before you, you instantly hate them.

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12. Not putting your mug in the office dishwasher is actually the 8th deadly sin.

13. No one is ever happy with the office temperature.

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Half the office will keep a hoodie at work because they're always cold, and the other half with buy a little mini desk fan.

14. Colleagues that you sit next to every day, and are perfectly comfortable with, suddenly become incredibly awkward when you have to share a lift with them.

15. You snack constantly because you end up eating whenever you're slightly bored.

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That or you actually end up working through lunch and all your have time for is a Kit Kat at 3pm.

16. And you probably have a semi-serious caffeine addiction.

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Sitting down all day is tiring work.

17. It sometimes seems like a daily part of your job is signing cards.

What do people do with all their office birthday cards? Do they keep them? No.
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What do people do with all their office birthday cards? Do they keep them? No.

18. PowerPoints will always break.

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Every meeting involving a PowerPoint will start with a man from IT fiddling with something for ten minutes before the projector works.

19. Office Christmas parties are the greatest source of regret for all of mankind.

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20. The laws of nature dictate that it is 100% impossible to keep any office romance a secret.

It takes about three weeks for a 100 person office to know everything about what you did with Dave in the photocopier room.
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It takes about three weeks for a 100 person office to know everything about what you did with Dave in the photocopier room.

21. And every time your boss asks for a meeting you assume that you will be fired.

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And suddenly you realise you love sitting at a desk in a cozy office, and actually being a dog walker would be really hard.